BREAKING NEWS

New Engine for Type-45s HMS Daring in dock - Refit Disappointment.

Our top journalists report on the escalating non-event that promises to define the coming fiscal quarter, with new engine proposal to fit Royal Navy's Type 45 destroyers with nuclear engines. Meanwhile HMS Dragon (above) is on active duty.

Our Latest Dispatches

The Absurdity Continues

New Policy on Queuing

Government unveils a 300-page white paper on advanced queue management, promising to 'revolutionise the British experience of waiting'.

Tech Disrupts Local Pigeons

A groundbreaking AI initiative designed to 'optimise avian flight paths' has reportedly led to widespread confusion among city centre pigeons.

Council Tax Angst Rises

Residents express 'mild concern' as local council announces a 10% increase, citing 'unforeseen administrative overheads' and 'a new potted plant for the foyer'.